Monday, 28 November 2011

Marie Antoinette PLAYA

Holla bro. Marie Antoinette was Queen of France an' of Navarre an' was also Archduchess of Austria so she was rich and got lotsa da bling bling, innit. She was Queen durin' da time the French were like 'Ooooh no man, we don't want no royalty' so she got her head chopped off. She wasn't very popular cos she was too friendly to the enemy, such as Austrians, cos she was one. Da French also thought she liked to sleep around, AKA SHE WAS A PLAYA! THUG LIFE.

Da world in which she lived in was a fast changin' one. People were like 'yay books, we like to read' an' this thing which made books easier to make was made, called da 'printin' press'. Loadsa people now had books which were full of new ideas. Everyone was lovin' all dis new shizzle. It was like when 2pac released 'All Eyez on Me', his fifth album, loadsa new shizzle was on dat, everyone was lovin' his fresh rhymes, ya get me fam? So much betta than fiddy cent. He's a pretenda.

Back to da topic. There was a scientific revolution going on, people could spread their ideas across da continent, so an uprisin' began. FIGHT DA POWA. People weren't standin' for just doin' what dey were told, dey could now share thoughts wiv fellow intellectuals an' overthrow previous ideas.So yeh, unlucky Marie, you got yo head chopped off, da French didn't like da idea of monarchs.

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